Definitions by cris

White Trash 

a white person who thinks hes "all that" tends to try 2 follow trends. likes nsync, watches Nascar, and dont get any girls. finally hav big ass attitudes.

White Trash by cris March 7, 2007

Willy Shakes 

The informal nickname of famous playwright and poet William Shakespeare, I call him this because he is my homie.

"GET THEE TO A NUNNERY!"

"Oh shit, I think Willy Shakes just called you a slut!"

Willy Shakes by Cris October 7, 2005

Willy Wonka 

A personality in a Wonderful movie that has nothing to sexually do with anything.

also he rocks.

Willy Wonka's Candy factory is the shit.

Willy Wonka by Cris August 14, 2005

rockyland

Rockyland a state of super drunkenness. In this state everything is happy, nothing is felt.No recolection of whats happening. Passing out. a.k.a smashed,blasted etc

Last night after drinking so much i passed out and went to rockyland boy was that fun

rockyland by Cris January 2, 2005

sex and candy 

The most famous and wonderful song wirtten by the sadly little known band Marcy Playground

Sex and candy is a rockin' song

sex and candy by Cris December 10, 2004

hode 

A monster from the MMORPG Ragnarok that looks like a giant thrashing purple penis that comes out of the sand to assault people with it's head.

Lost:OMFG Snaaaaaap! there is a hode and it's trying to raaaaaaaape meeeeee!

hode by Cris December 9, 2004

nu-metal 

Style of music that combine hard lyrics and hardcore guitars, best exponents are Korn and limp bizkit, bands like anema and godsmack, some of the new metal stuff is really good, but some of it take a bunch of whinnie assholes that can't play shit.

Slipknow is not nu-metal! fuckers!!!

nu-metal by Cris October 31, 2004