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female genitalia
You know katie?
Yeah.
She has a nice klam
klam by jifejisn December 8, 2014
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A sea creature which originated from China, and now teaches maths. Usually having really bad breath, poor vision and a non-understandable accent.

See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.
Klam is so bad at teaching maths.
klam by mexican bean November 21, 2004
Subgenre of Looksmaxxing:
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed
Person 1: "Hey man, can you come in here and help me Klam?"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"
Klam by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024
Klam deal=Dårlig sak/ikke bra
Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal
Klam Deal by Sairoð March 10, 2020
Klam Deal = Dårlig sak
Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal
Klam Deal by Sairoð March 10, 2020

Klam King 

Klam king is when your friend is being mean for no reason,

guy 1, Wow austin is such a klam king

guy 2, but its funny though
i told my friend that i like a girl he became a klam king and walked away
Klam King by pussywreka96 April 19, 2020
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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