Definitions by DrBubbaG

Klam 

Subgenre of Looksmaxxing:
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed

Person 1: "Hey man, can you come in here and help me Klam?"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"

Klam by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024

klamming 

To use a comb to rip open a male urethra.

Person 1: "Have you heard of the new looksmaxxing method called klamming?"
Person 2: "No, what is it?"
Person 1: "Look it up. I do it every night. My piss comes out like a shower hose."
Person 2: "What the fuck"

klamming by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024