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"She was nice in the sack, not to mention, she had a really nice klam"
klam by jifejisn December 8, 2014
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You know katie?
Yeah.
She has a nice klam
klam by jifejisn December 8, 2014
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A sea creature which originated from China, and now teaches maths. Usually having really bad breath, poor vision and a non-understandable accent.

See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.
Klam is so bad at teaching maths.
klam by mexican bean November 21, 2004
Subgenre of Looksmaxxing:
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed
Person 1: "Hey man, can you come in here and help me Klam?"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"
Klam by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024
Klam deal=Dårlig sak/ikke bra
Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal
Klam Deal by Sairoð March 10, 2020
Klam Deal = Dårlig sak
Huff, det var en klam deal... = Dårlig sak
Coronaviruset=Klam Deal
Klam Deal by Sairoð March 10, 2020

Klam King 

Klam king is when your friend is being mean for no reason,

guy 1, Wow austin is such a klam king

guy 2, but its funny though
i told my friend that i like a girl he became a klam king and walked away
Klam King by pussywreka96 April 19, 2020
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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