klam

"She was nice in the sack, not to mention, she had a really nice klam"
by jifejisn December 08, 2014
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klam

You know katie?
Yeah.
She has a nice klam
by jifejisn December 08, 2014
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klam

A sea creature which originated from China, and now teaches maths. Usually having really bad breath, poor vision and a non-understandable accent.

See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.
Klam is so bad at teaching maths.
by mexican bean November 21, 2004
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Ku Klux Klam

A clam that is racist against blacks.
"That clam is a Ku Klux Klam!"
by Shaun R. Palmer February 02, 2008
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New Orleans Klam Chowder

Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.
Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!
by Plufplamton January 29, 2017
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Klam

Subgenre of Looksmaxxing:
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed
Person 1: "Hey man, can you come in here and help me Klam?"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"
by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024
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Klam Slam

when you upper decker so hard that you have to rerease the secret weapoonnnnn
by TwoPandaBalls January 28, 2023
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