klam

female genitalia; vagina

"She was nice in the sack, not to mention, she had a really nice klam"

by jifejisn December 08, 2014

klam

female genitalia

You know katie?
Yeah.
She has a nice klam

by jifejisn December 08, 2014

klam

A sea creature which originated from China, and now teaches maths. Usually having really bad breath, poor vision and a non-understandable accent.

See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.

Klam is so bad at teaching maths.

by mexican bean November 21, 2004

Ku Klux Klam

A clam that is racist against blacks.

"That clam is a Ku Klux Klam!"

by Shaun R. Palmer February 02, 2008

New Orleans Klam Chowder

Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.

Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!

by Plufplamton December 19, 2016

Klu Klux Klam

A devastating prank that leaves the victim not only looking racist, but also like they're about to throw up. The prank is accomplished by farting in a pillowcase and covering the victim's head with it while they're passed out.

Matt just passed out like a little baby bitch, I'm going to Klu Klux Klam his ass.

by Enrique LD Meltdown September 20, 2011

Klam King

Klam king is when your friend is being mean for no reason,

guy 1, Wow austin is such a klam king

guy 2, but its funny though

i told my friend that i like a girl he became a klam king and walked away

by pussywreka96 April 20, 2020