klam

female genitalia; vagina

"She was nice in the sack, not to mention, she had a really nice klam"

by jifejisn December 8, 2014

klam

female genitalia

You know katie?
Yeah.
She has a nice klam

by jifejisn December 8, 2014

klam

A sea creature which originated from China, and now teaches maths. Usually having really bad breath, poor vision and a non-understandable accent.

See also: Mr Klam, Mr Lam, Klammy, Klam Sauce.

Klam is so bad at teaching maths.

by mexican bean November 21, 2004

Ku Klux Klam

A clam that is racist against blacks.

"That clam is a Ku Klux Klam!"

by Shaun R. Palmer February 2, 2008

New Orleans Klam Chowder

Putting every bodily fluid into a woman/man then drinking the concoction out of her/his genitals with a slurpee straw.

Antonio: Hey my man how did it go with Mark last night?
Carson: We got freaky... He let me New Orleans Klam Chowder him it was radical.
Antonio: Nice!

by Plufplamton January 29, 2017

Klam

Subgenre of Looksmaxxing:
To rip open a male peehole with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine.
Also used as Klamming and Klammed

Person 1: "Hey man, can you come in here and help me Klam?"
Person 2: "What the hell happened to your penis?"
Person 1: "I ripped it open with a comb in a fashion that creates multiple spouts for urine"
Person 2: "😐"

by DrBubbaG January 10, 2024

Klam Emilie

When you see a cow on a field, so you run over to it and dickslap it, but it turns out it was Emilie dressed as a cow the entire time.

"I was having the time of my life slapping cows with my nuts yesterday, but it turned out it was a girl doing a klam Emilie"

by Jennefar April 5, 2022