KIOTL 

Keep it on the low. When you tell a story to someone and hope that the tool you tell wont tell anyone else.

Man i told you that story in privacy, but of course with your dumbass you dont keep it on KIOTL!!!!!!!!!

KIOTL by Lupe Alvarez March 3, 2008

kotlc

It's a series that a lot of our population read lately. Stands for Keeper of the Lost Cities. ReAd It!!

yo have u read kotlc yet
ya man its amazing

kotlc by MMMMBOOIIIIIII May 13, 2019

strickly kittly 

Meaning that you have no attraction to dick and are strickly a pussy or vagina person. Opposite of strickly dickly

dick vagina pussy Dave is so strickly kittly.

strickly kittly by sweecie June 10, 2016

u mad hoe knotless

A conversation between a hair stylist and another lady that ended up as a funny meme💅🏾

Girl: "How much for knee length, medium?"

Me: "$80 hair provided"

Girl: "i got 30."

Me: 30 what

Girl: "$, knotless."

Me: "umm.. i dont do knotless and if i did they wouldn't be $30."

Girl: "well i want knotless."

Me: "okay i dont do knotless. I can refer you to somebody."

Girl: "stop playing on my phone. Are you doing my hair or not."

Me: "okay clearly we aren't on the same page here... I do NOT do knotless, would you like for me to refer you to somebody??"

Girl: "who are you talking to? Very unprofessional smh this what i get for trying to support black people."

Me: "uh okay."

Girl: "well i want knotless. Knotless please.

Me: "I DONT DO NO MUTHAFUKIN KNOTLESS YOU FINNA GET BLOCKED."

Girl: "U mad hoe Knotless"

u mad hoe knotless by Alise the alien July 26, 2021

qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p

When you are at the final stage of boredom and have searched every other thing on the urban dictionary.

Person: I'm so freaking bored, let's search qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p on the urban dictionary! OH SHIT THEY HAVE IT!!!

qazxswedcvfrtgbnhyujm,kiol./;p by Splatoon God May 28, 2019

Kirtley

A "kirtley" is one who is a member of the coolest family in the world (The Kirtley family).

Dude 1: "Woaaaah check out that family over there!"

Dude 2: "They're so freaking cool, I wish I were them."

Dude 1: "Yeah same. I bet they're Kirtley's."

Kirtley by awesomenames223 August 16, 2011

kitler 

a cat or kitten that looks like adolf hitler

Joey: Hey like my new cat
Mark: Whoa cool thats a kitler
Joey: ?
Mark: See the marking under its nose and on top of its head that makes it resemble Hitler if he was cute, fuzy, and wheighed 3 pounds

kitler by jizzle dizzle July 20, 2006