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When your doing something that requires your full attention but your too nice to hang up on the phone so you make random grunts to sound as if you are paying attention. You also have no hairline.
He pulled a kinito while he was playing on the computer.
kinito by LeedleMaster69 September 5, 2018
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Kinito has the appearance of an late 1990s 3D cartoon model with a pair of eyes. He has a light-pink oval head with three external gills protruding on each side with a darker shade of pink, resembling the head of an axolotl. Kinito also has a pair of long black legs, and while he doesn't possess a mouth, he is still able to communicate through a robotic male voice accompanied by text bubbles. Kinito has a pair of white levitating hands that both have five fingers. Despite having his hands detached from his body, he is still able to normally use them to reach distances across the user's desktop. Additionally, Kinito is sometimes seen hovering on a green surfboard with a white stripe running across.

Yeah. He also is from KinitoPET, a game on steam.
Person 1: omg have you heard of the new game Kinito pet?
Person 2: isn't it based off of things like BonziBuddy?
Person 1: Yeah! It was published 2024 in January!
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Kirito is always right foundation 

The foundation dedicated to the undeniable fact that Kirito is always right
Kirito: *is right* oh shit I completely forgot
Asuna: What is it, did we miss something
Kirito: The Kirito is always right foundation, grand reopening
Asuna: *Stabs Kirito in eye*

kinisoned 

1) To make a deal with God that you will never repeat an evil sin (such as taking drugs or overindulging), UNTIL you feel better.

2) To scream what is really on your mind sporadically, in the midst of seemingly normal conversation or discourse.

In honor of the late comedian, Samuel Burl Kinison.
As "Big Mike" reclined, sitting upright to fight his acid reflux, he kinisoned that he would never again spend the better half of the day at the "all you can eat" buffet again.
Finnish for thanks. Used both as a noun and to express gratitude.
- Hyvä syntymäpäivää! (Happy birthday!)
- Kiitos! (Thank you!)

Kiitos ja kunnia aina jäävät saamatta. (Thanks and honour are always forgotten)
kiitos by Sodanlaulu April 1, 2011
Kinitis
/kin-I-tiz/
noun

a medical condition that results as a combination of situation depression from being anywhere that isn't Kin Games, withdraw from the 900 best friends you just made, the collecive hangover from 4 days and nights of drinking, and some form of actual oral/throat infection after having made out with aforementioned 900 best friends
I thought I was going to die the week after Kin Games because my kinitis was so bad!

Ohhhhh this kinitis is hell on earth!

I need to go grab some A&W to help fix this kinitis....
kinitis by KGBeauty May 6, 2014
To be incredibly over powered compared to the average person; to solo 30-man raid bosses using a single skill; a loner that will act independent of others regardless; to not follow the meta game

Reference to a character from Sword Art Online
"This guy thinks he's Kirito"
"He's going Kirito on this thing"

Youtube: Sword Art Online: Kirito VS The Gleam Eyes
kirito by Some animefag August 18, 2013
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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