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kessies are girls who don’t care what anyone thinks about them. they are very funny and everyone loves them. kessies are the kind of girls everyone wants to talk to, they can be a little mean sometimes, but who isn’t? kessies have outgoing personalities but sometimes can be a little shy. they are the type of girls that every boy dreams of going out with. if you ever find yourself a kessie, never let her go, you’ll regret it
guy #1 “do you see that girl over there?”
guy #2 “yeah man that’s kessie, she’s hot”
kessie by mysterious000 March 30, 2018
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Kelssie the most beautiful girl in the world,sweet caring loyal and he greatest bestfriend. All the guys stare when she walks by.people are jealous of her beauty but she doesn’t let the hate get to her
Kelssie is so stunning
kelssie by ❤️‼️🖤💙 February 7, 2018
Extremely hard headed, independent, very sarcastic, loves animals, will defend there friends and beat the shit out of anyone who tries to hurt there friends. Kessie's are alcoholics.
Kessie is a badass.
kessie by Top_Squish November 29, 2017

Keyssential 

When you just cant stress enough how important something is, it is both key and essential.

Pronounced Kessential!

Like a layman version of quintessential. Can also be written key-ssential just to emphasise the double word usage.
Driving through Europe having a navigator is absolutely keyssential.
Keyssential by Man in Monte February 9, 2010

The Kessie 

Verb: To reach around your woman and pluck her nipples as if milking a cow, while doing her in the butt.
"Yeah, I made my wife feel like a real farm animal last night after I gave her the kessie)
The Kessie by MARXIST2232 July 22, 2009

keysties 

Keystie is a slang term for the college drink of choice aka Keystone Light. A 30 pack of Keystone Light is also know as the "dirty thirty." Keysties provide help during awkward silences and break the tension. The Keystone Ice brand is the strongest form of this product
"Hey you suss pass me some Keysties."

"Dude, I got trashed from a dirty thirty of Keysties last night."
keysties by Benji January 20, 2005
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
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fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
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