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kosmokh is a persian word. a guy who is as dumb as shit. but he thinks that he's a fucking genius. you can only find poop instead of brain in his head.
Ebi Shahla is the greatest kosmokh ever.
kosmokh by mdik August 19, 2018
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Kasmoopled 

To be slapped fiercely with a J-cloth or a Shamwow after being shot in the arm by an air pistol.
Jerry: Hey, pretty lady, wanna go back to my place and get kasmoopled?
Habibette: NO WAY BITCHFACE
See Steal
Kasmoopled by Miguel_Rodriguez September 11, 2011
slang word for people who are rude, irrelevant, nuisance
para kang kasmot
kasmot by orihinal na kasmot May 17, 2011
The founder of English Chatting group where tosser wogs fight against admins. Kosmos is Uzbek man with a chaotic mind. Uncommon guy who doesn't fallow the sheep. Lots of bastards always talk shit about him but he never gives a single fu*k about what others say. He is the greatest dude you have ever met.
You know this group's owner Kosmos was accepted to the California Institute of Technology, where he is now a sophomore majoring in computer science.
Kosmos by XXXdead July 21, 2019

Kosmophis 

When your foreskins grows after being circumcised.
After being circumcised Noah’s foreskin grew back and it was discovered that Noah had Kosmophis
Kosmophis by analplug January 18, 2020

kosmokaze 

a spacecraft pilot attempting to purposely crash into the moon to end mankind
In the 2020's the hijackers will be known as kosmokazes
kosmokaze by hgWhiz March 8, 2008
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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