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K.J. Is a very common name, and K.J. has a very LARGE PENIS. He is very attractive and most girls love K.J. because he is very loyal. Most kj’s have a great PERSONALITY and very playful. Kj is a god at sports, and will kick your ass
Lewis : Hey, want to go sit with K.J.
Aaron : Yes, but he is around way to many females.
Lewis : We can ask him to play basketball with us.
K.J. by K.J. Is cool April 28, 2022
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A Karaoke Jockey; an inevitable phenomenon quickly turning itself into both hobby and vocation in bars across the world.
Man! Ever since Karen Sue became the new K.J. I love singing "I walk the line" she really knows how to make me sound like Johnny Cash!
K.J. by CRAssboy November 4, 2009
KJ is probably a basketball player who is very weird. He’s probably into anime and has a hard time finding a girlfriend(maybe because he’s not into girls). He might be a bit mentally challenged but that okay because he is love by (some of) his peers.
Girl 1: Have you seen that weirdo over there doing anime impressions?
Girl 2: Yea that’s K.J. he’s probably going to live in his moms basement when he’s an adult
K.J. by racecartacocat69 June 15, 2024
K.J is a nice loyal person who eyerone would like to get to know. That is very attractive and pleasing to others who is also good at sports and making others laugh.And who would ride or die for any friends.
K.J is my dawg.He lit
K.J by TheShoot3rPage June 11, 2018
K.J is a young teen, 15-16, who is on the computer right now reading this. If so then you are really dumb, only joking.
i see you though K.J AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HAVE FUN!!!!!!!
wow K.J is so gullabe.
K.J by thelalala May 14, 2015
pronounced K J five two
he's a christrian rapper
Person1: i like to listen to KJ fifty two
PErson2: NO FOOL its five-two for the five loaves and two fishes
Person1: oh, K-J 52. thanks ur so smart
K-J 52 by IamCow November 1, 2009
Like Cool Story Bro A saying that can be used for just about anything like for answering questions, using as a comeback, and you can say it when you really don't care what the other person is saying.(:
Alex: You best get out my house, boy!
Kimi: K J Lo.

Sina: I was hoping to see you preform, I wish you were still part of that dance group.
Vin: K J Lo.
K J Lo by KimiCastronovo August 1, 2011
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