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K.J is a young teen, 15-16, who is on the computer right now reading this. If so then you are really dumb, only joking.
i see you though K.J AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
HAVE FUN!!!!!!!
wow K.J is so gullabe.
K.J by thelalala May 14, 2015
K.J. Is a very common name, and K.J. has a very LARGE PENIS. He is very attractive and most girls love K.J. because he is very loyal. Most kj’s have a great PERSONALITY and very playful. Kj is a god at sports, and will kick your ass
Lewis : Hey, want to go sit with K.J.
Aaron : Yes, but he is around way to many females.
Lewis : We can ask him to play basketball with us.
K.J. by K.J. Is cool April 28, 2022
A Karaoke Jockey; an inevitable phenomenon quickly turning itself into both hobby and vocation in bars across the world.
Man! Ever since Karen Sue became the new K.J. I love singing "I walk the line" she really knows how to make me sound like Johnny Cash!
K.J. by CRAssboy November 4, 2009
KJ is probably a basketball player who is very weird. He’s probably into anime and has a hard time finding a girlfriend(maybe because he’s not into girls). He might be a bit mentally challenged but that okay because he is love by (some of) his peers.
Girl 1: Have you seen that weirdo over there doing anime impressions?
Girl 2: Yea that’s K.J. he’s probably going to live in his moms basement when he’s an adult
K.J. by racecartacocat69 June 15, 2024
pronounced K J five two
he's a christrian rapper
Person1: i like to listen to KJ fifty two
PErson2: NO FOOL its five-two for the five loaves and two fishes
Person1: oh, K-J 52. thanks ur so smart
K-J 52 by IamCow November 1, 2009
Like Cool Story Bro A saying that can be used for just about anything like for answering questions, using as a comeback, and you can say it when you really don't care what the other person is saying.(:
Alex: You best get out my house, boy!
Kimi: K J Lo.

Sina: I was hoping to see you preform, I wish you were still part of that dance group.
Vin: K J Lo.
K J Lo by KimiCastronovo August 1, 2011
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