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"I would love to polish your k-noby"
K-noby by [nemo] August 24, 2008

Apple Knobby 

(n.) A delectable apple and peanut crisp dessert.
(v.) The act of giving oral sex (blow job)
(n.) "This apple knobby is so delicious mom!"
(v.) Craig - "How was your winter break Eric?"

Eric - "It was great! I got some apple knobby!"

Craig - "You know what they say Eric, 'Tis the season to get apple knobby."
Apple Knobby by Crotcheola December 8, 2010

slobby knobby 

giving a wet blow job, oral to a males penis, licking the lollipop
Hi Im becky, do u want me to give u a slobby nobby?

Bent down and give me some of that slobby knobby.

Slobby Knobby bitches!!! line up...come slob on the knob

Shlobby the Knobby 

Being thirstier than Bedouin lost in Sahara desert
shes such a shlobby the knobby, after long celibacy
Shlobby the Knobby by Boryz October 21, 2019

Knobby Mug 

Knobby Mug by JamesPorter August 26, 2012

hamhobbles in a knobbywocket 

The phrase 'hamhobbles in a knobbywocket' is British, and it's mainly said in an INCREDIBLY high-pitched crappy British accent. It's usually said like the phrase 'don't get your panties in a bunch', except British-ized. It could mean anything.
a) Argh, i'm in a scuzz, cheerio mate!
Righto, don't get your hamhobbles in a knobbywocket.

b)Hey, what's up?
DON'T GET YOUR HAMHOBBLES IN A KNOBBYWOCKET.

c) I'm pregnant.
Well, hamhobble my fucking knobbywockets!