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Key and Peele, "New Kings of Comedy" and the most genius comedians ever
K&P coined the words draxx them sklounst and also responsible for making a difference in comedic performances on TV
k&p by Type2GenomeManiac October 8, 2015
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Old school military slang for "Kitchen patrol," e.g.,
pulling kitchen duty, usually as punishment for some minor offense. Peeling a mountain of spuds was the usual visual associated or serving up flopping patties of glop on trays held forth by worn out G.I.s. Often considered an effeminizing punishment because you had to wear an apron and it took you away from the true manly work of war.
"Where's Allen, Man? We got to get up the road."
"Old lady saw lipstick on collar, Man, or some such shit. Didn't kick his ass out but she got him on K.P. permanently. I think his riding days are over."
K.P. by thunderbeing September 1, 2009
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Pronounced: Cape
when someone fails a joke or story (helps really well in deflecting awkward situations/silences)
Chris: Hey guys wouldn't it be funny if I went to all their cars and put up all their windsheild wipers?!
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Steve: Yeah... k'p
K'p by JonHope October 4, 2016
Pronounced: Cape
when someone fails a joke or story (helps really well in deflecting awkward situations/silences)
Chris: Hey guys wouldn't it be funny if I went to all their cars and put up all their windsheild wipers?!
...
...
...
Steve: Yeah... k'p
K'p by JonHope October 4, 2016
The King Poly Crips
Also know as K.P.C
Located in the 253
Y'all heard of those new loccs called K.P.C
They starting to make a name in the Crippn Industry💯♿
K.P.C by Loccd out September 4, 2019

K-P-C-O-F-G-S 

Acronym used to remember the taxonomic groupings of individual organisms in biology.


Keep = Kingdom
Pond = Phylum
Clean = Class
Or = Order
Froggy = Family
Gets = Genus
Sick = species
K-P-C-O-F-G-S is an abbreviation of how species are classified in biology.
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by bobmgee February 26, 2009

K-P-C-O-F-G-S 

Acronym used to remember the taxonomic groupings of individual organisms in biology.
K-P-C-O-F-G-S

Kids........Kingdom
Playing.....Phylum
Catch.......Class
On..........Order
Freeways....Family
Get.........Genus
Smashed.....Species
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by TJHighlndr January 1, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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