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Old school military slang for "Kitchen patrol," e.g.,
pulling kitchen duty, usually as punishment for some minor offense. Peeling a mountain of spuds was the usual visual associated or serving up flopping patties of glop on trays held forth by worn out G.I.s. Often considered an effeminizing punishment because you had to wear an apron and it took you away from the true manly work of war.
"Where's Allen, Man? We got to get up the road."
"Old lady saw lipstick on collar, Man, or some such shit. Didn't kick his ass out but she got him on K.P. permanently. I think his riding days are over."
K.P. by thunderbeing September 1, 2009
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Pronounced: Cape
when someone fails a joke or story (helps really well in deflecting awkward situations/silences)
Chris: Hey guys wouldn't it be funny if I went to all their cars and put up all their windsheild wipers?!
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...
...
Steve: Yeah... k'p
K'p by JonHope October 4, 2016
Pronounced: Cape
when someone fails a joke or story (helps really well in deflecting awkward situations/silences)
Chris: Hey guys wouldn't it be funny if I went to all their cars and put up all their windsheild wipers?!
...
...
...
Steve: Yeah... k'p
K'p by JonHope October 4, 2016
The King Poly Crips
Also know as K.P.C
Located in the 253
Y'all heard of those new loccs called K.P.C
They starting to make a name in the Crippn Industry💯♿
K.P.C by Loccd out September 4, 2019

K-P-C-O-F-G-S 

Acronym used to remember the taxonomic groupings of individual organisms in biology.


Keep = Kingdom
Pond = Phylum
Clean = Class
Or = Order
Froggy = Family
Gets = Genus
Sick = species
K-P-C-O-F-G-S is an abbreviation of how species are classified in biology.
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by bobmgee February 26, 2009

K-P-C-O-F-G-S 

Acronym used to remember the taxonomic groupings of individual organisms in biology.
K-P-C-O-F-G-S

Kids........Kingdom
Playing.....Phylum
Catch.......Class
On..........Order
Freeways....Family
Get.........Genus
Smashed.....Species
K-P-C-O-F-G-S by TJHighlndr January 1, 2008
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