K Burn 

A totally awesome Burn-influenced event dedicated to some special people and thrown by those who care. Normally a weekend long, and takes place in a heavily re-decorated indoor environment.

Man, let's totally K Burn John for his birthday! He'd have a blast!

K Burn by UrA January 1, 2008

Burn a K 

Enough exercise to burn 1000 calories. If you are fat enough - it should take about an hour. It is used as justification for cake.

large marge: "ok, i will eat 3 pieces of cake now but this afternoon i plan to burn a K, so it's all good."

Burn a K by groundedsteve October 8, 2011

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb 

This task involves not only dexterity and concentration, but fortitude and omnipotence. Although it may only be performed at the bed of the Tigress and Euphrates rivers, the successful performance of such a task grants one eternal companionship with lord Hades.

The Task:

1. Dab thy finger with Dijon mustard. (Must be Dijon)

2. Prepare thy lady for a sweep of the vaginal innards.

3. The Round About, sweep thy arm in a clockwise fashion with the dexterity of 1000 Gazelles in the direction of thy female clit button.

4. Contact! Graze the flesh of the young mistress at a 56 degree angle to create enough friction, to burn the young lamb shank.

5. Continue thy motion in a seamless flow. The ladies Clit Command Center has now suffered an extreme loss of epidermal surface and central control.

6. Finish by bellowing " your flesh will beckon within the chambers of hell my lady,"

7. Wash your hands.

ex. Upon gathering fruit at the bed of the Tigress river, a feline dwarf approached pleading for a gift. Of course I responded by performing the Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb

Lithuanian Clit Brush Burn A.K.A Clit Bomb by EskapadeMus March 29, 2011