Jwow 

A person whose first name starts with "J" and has a wild dramatic charismatic personality.

Man Joshua is a super Jwow. Everybody likes him.

Jwow by MaliMas February 23, 2021

Jwow 

Jwow /Jay wow\

Fake breast, fake hair, fake tan, giant, wanna be jiujitsu master. Who believes is a African American Italian.

I'm pretending to not be insecure, like Jwow

Jwow by mcRazie August 12, 2011

jwowed 

The act of getting rejected by a hot beautiful female based on your ethnicity, nationality, religion, and culture. The term specifically applies to a person of Asian decent, who turns down another non-Caucasian based on her preference to date exclusively Caucasian males with children from a previous relationship.

My date went very well last night, till I was Jwowed!

jwowed by Dj Tec January 4, 2012

JWOWW 

'Jersey Shore' is a reality TV show on MTV that followers eight roommates as they spend their Summer Vacation at the shore.

Featured in this show is Jenni Farley aka JWOWW. She kicks ass and she's hot.

Yeah man i saw JWOWW kick ass!

JWOWW by BornForThis96 September 22, 2010

jwowwed 

Excessive boob job.

When a woman increases her bra size by at least 3 cups and lacks the extra skin to make it look even remotely human. Results in what looks like two bowlingballs trying to break out of a thin plastic bag.

Did you see Jen lately? She totally jwowwed and went from an A cup to double Ds. Too bad she didnt do anything about her man face though.

jwowwed by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010

J-Wow 

An incompetent worker, lacking in the ability to understand simple concepts and/or follow simple rules. Often believes they are mostly, or always correct, but rarely are.

Holy crap, that is a total J-wow installation, how are we going to fix this?

J-Wow by Professor Hugh G Rection November 6, 2014