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This fierce bitch is from MTV's reality show The Jersey Shore. She's the very definition of a Ride or Die Chick. She has your back no matter what. She'll swing on a man or woman if they cross that line and still balance her drink in the other hand.
Damn, J-woww was REM sleeping upstairs while those Grenades were beatin' Snickers' ass, but she still showed up in her pajamas throwin' punches before the cops came.
J-Woww by bgtymr January 9, 2010
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A stupid woman who claims to be in love with her boyfriend but then hooks up with other guys while "drunk" and dances in an inappropriate sexual manner.
bob: who is that girl?
john: she's a j-woww. she got a boyfriend who she is supposedly in love with but she cheats on him religiously.
J-Woww by bobjamamimi December 24, 2009
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(JWH-018): an analgesic chemical from the naphthoylindole family, which acts as a full agonist at both the CB1 and CB2 cannabinoid receptors, with some selectivity for CB2. It produces effects in animals similar to those of THC, a cannabinoid naturally present in cannabis, leading to its use in synthetic cannabis.
Evan has to pass his drug tests, so instead of smoking weed he puts J-WOWW on some catnip, and gets high on that.
J-WOWW by thereiam4201 October 27, 2010
'Jersey Shore' is a reality TV show on MTV that followers eight roommates as they spend their Summer Vacation at the shore.

Featured in this show is Jenni Farley aka JWOWW. She kicks ass and she's hot.
JWOWW by BornForThis96 September 22, 2010
Excessive boob job.

When a woman increases her bra size by at least 3 cups and lacks the extra skin to make it look even remotely human. Results in what looks like two bowlingballs trying to break out of a thin plastic bag.
Did you see Jen lately? She totally jwowwed and went from an A cup to double Ds. Too bad she didnt do anything about her man face though.
jwowwed by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026