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This fierce bitch is from MTV's reality show The Jersey Shore. She's the very definition of a Ride or Die Chick. She has your back no matter what. She'll swing on a man or woman if they cross that line and still balance her drink in the other hand.
Damn, J-woww was REM sleeping upstairs while those Grenades were beatin' Snickers' ass, but she still showed up in her pajamas throwin' punches before the cops came.
J-Woww by bgtymr January 9, 2010
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A stupid woman who claims to be in love with her boyfriend but then hooks up with other guys while "drunk" and dances in an inappropriate sexual manner.
bob: who is that girl?
john: she's a j-woww. she got a boyfriend who she is supposedly in love with but she cheats on him religiously.
J-Woww by bobjamamimi December 24, 2009
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(JWH-018): an analgesic chemical from the naphthoylindole family, which acts as a full agonist at both the CB1 and CB2 cannabinoid receptors, with some selectivity for CB2. It produces effects in animals similar to those of THC, a cannabinoid naturally present in cannabis, leading to its use in synthetic cannabis.
Evan has to pass his drug tests, so instead of smoking weed he puts J-WOWW on some catnip, and gets high on that.
J-WOWW by thereiam4201 October 27, 2010
'Jersey Shore' is a reality TV show on MTV that followers eight roommates as they spend their Summer Vacation at the shore.

Featured in this show is Jenni Farley aka JWOWW. She kicks ass and she's hot.
JWOWW by BornForThis96 September 22, 2010
Excessive boob job.

When a woman increases her bra size by at least 3 cups and lacks the extra skin to make it look even remotely human. Results in what looks like two bowlingballs trying to break out of a thin plastic bag.
Did you see Jen lately? She totally jwowwed and went from an A cup to double Ds. Too bad she didnt do anything about her man face though.
jwowwed by SI_ex_pat February 8, 2010
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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