Juwand

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A Juwand is a one of a kind. He will be an awesome, loving, caring, hardworking man. He will make you want to love him back so hard. He will make you smile and laugh no matter how much you may not want to. All around a Juwand is a wonderful person!

Life would be complete with a Juwand in it.

Juwand by Vertically challenged January 3, 2021

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Juandingo

A mexican man with a very large penis, who pleases women with the first 6in and then slides the remaining 5in and slays that pussy.

That girl better be careful that juandingo is going to destroy her.

Juandingo by RealtalkG April 27, 2017

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Jasmine Jawanda

Highschool shordy who acts like a hoe. She has a tight clit perfectly made to bang/gangbang. Very hot in bed and loves to suck peens. Budget version of a stripper.

Him...Look at that girl down the street. Man shes bomb
His fufad...Yeah son, i banged her last night with my senior friends, must be a jasmine jawanda

Jasmine Jawanda by Hashi80 June 14, 2019

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Juandale Pringle

The brother of Quandale Dingle, future president of the United States. Juandale Pringle’s residence was briefly occupied by Quandale Dingle after his escape from prison.

Quandale Dingle: What’s up Juandale Pringle, how’s it been?
Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit

Juandale Pringle by drfriedrice April 16, 2022

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Juwan

The definition of the perfect boy. He is a great friend, boyfriend, husband and father. He is the sweetest and most thoughtful person you will ever meet. He is one of the most amazing people all around. He has a freaky side too. He will be the love of your life and your soulmate forever.

Girl 1: My bf is so sweet and treats me like a queen.

Girl 2: You got a Juwan.

Juwan by sneaksmith September 30, 2014

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juwany roman

A boy whose personality is only for some people. He goes by the name flamingeos on every social media, most people know him for being lorens ex boyfriend but he is more than that. He is also a professional dumbass!

girl 1 "Juwany roman is perfect!"
girl 2 "ikr"
girl 3 "you guys are such fangirls 😂"

juwany roman by a person who loves food January 30, 2018

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juandale pringle

the goofy ahh cousin of quandale dingle

my cousin juandale pringle was licking my dads toes at my great grandfather Jeffery Arnold Lancer Andrew Hagelson V's funeral

juandale pringle by Beko1280 May 25, 2022

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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