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Jasmine Jawanda
Highschool shordy who acts like a hoe. She has a tight clit perfectly made to bang/gangbang. Very hot in bed and loves to suck peens. Budget version of a stripper.
Him...Look at that girl down the street. Man shes bomb
His fufad...Yeah son, i banged her last night with my senior friends, must be a jasmine jawanda
His fufad...Yeah son, i banged her last night with my senior friends, must be a jasmine jawanda
Jasmine Jawanda by Hashi80 June 14, 2019
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Juandale Pringle
The brother of Quandale Dingle, future president of the United States. Juandale Pringle’s residence was briefly occupied by Quandale Dingle after his escape from prison.
Quandale Dingle: What’s up Juandale Pringle, how’s it been?
Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit
Juandale Pringle: Not much bro, just taking a shit
Juandale Pringle by drfriedrice April 16, 2022
juandale pringle
my cousin juandale pringle was licking my dads toes at my great grandfather Jeffery Arnold Lancer Andrew Hagelson V's funeral
juandale pringle by Beko1280 May 25, 2022
juandavid
juandavid is funney
Juwanna Black
1. A White man or woman that so desperately wants to be Black, that they only date Black men and women, and speak Ebonics. Also known as a Poser.
I saw this hot ass white chick at the club last night, but she said I was too white for her. I hate Juwanna Black chicks!
Juwanna Black by the2ndflood March 3, 2008
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A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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