Justin's law

Justin's law refers to the tendency of impressive feats performed by an individual to occur unwitnessed by others. In some formulations, Justin's law is extended to include an individual's inability to recreate the feat when observed by the group.

"No one was paying attention when I did a kick flip. I blame Justin's law."

Justin's law by BUI.Til.I.DIE June 26, 2022

justin's mom 

A big fat whore

"Ugh she's so much like Justin's mom

justin's mom by FeministsSuck October 1, 2017

Justin's Toe 

this is the toe of legend it latches onto an willing host to give him unmearsurable stinky feet it rots away the host foot but it also grants them the god complex it is the most dangerous thing that lives on this planet.

its mee Justin's toe grrr
ahhh the toe

Justin's Toe by Jackson durward October 30, 2018

Justin's Pick

A fancy ass cigar. Started in Ames, Iowa from Tobacco Outlet, whose signs near certain high priced smokes made them the shit.

Shane: Hey Vargy, you got a cigar man?
Vargy: Of course, it's a Justin's Pick!

Justin's Pick by Le_Buge February 18, 2009

justin's mom 

A fat whore who deserves to die

eww, is that justin's mom

justin's mom by mwgreatest April 18, 2018

jUsTiN’s FaShIoN 

To talk in a inappropriate manner for the effect of making the subject uneasy

Don’t ask about my blue balls unless you want it explained in jUsTiN’s FaShIoN

jUsTiN’s FaShIoN by clark02 April 26, 2019

Justin’s Law 

A law which suggests that the accused is a noob and moustache lady. In certain contexts it also refers to being a olo licker.

Named after the biggest olo licker noob moustache lady Justin.

Person 1: hey lad, do you follow Justin’s Law?

Justin’s Law by BR0TH3Rlikesshite September 11, 2021