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Justitia 

The Goddess of Divine and Human Justice; an amalgamation of the Greek Goddesses Themis and Nemesis. The patron of reasonable debate and lawyers, as well as used as a threat in academic circles.
Bloke 1: It doesn't matter, I'll just use Ad Hominem
Barrister: You'll be struck down by Justitia...
Justitia by Sir Humphrey Appleby February 21, 2010
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Justifiable Hobo-cide 

The act of killing a homeless, mentally-ill, or indigent person, male or female, by any number of police agencies in British Columbia on the pretext that dead, homeless, handicapped people can tell no tales. Or testify. Or sue.
Rookie police officer: Chief, this homeless man was babbling about crackspiders when I was compelled to taser him in the nutsack. He then pulled a pair of nail clippers on me, so I was forced to unload 10 rounds of .40 into his torso. Will I have to face a bullshit investigation by another obviously biased police department?

Chief: Hell no, son. Clear case of justifiable hobo-cide.

Justiniana 

Babe, one of a kind. Smart, funny, helpful and always there for you. Also quite adventurous but can also be quite shy.
Friend1: DUDE look at this new chick. She's a babe! Should I talk to her?

Friend2: Nahh bro, you'll scare her off.

Friend1: what's her name?!

Friend2: Justiniana

Friend1: should of known
Justiniana by SaltyAF<3 September 12, 2016

Justifiable homicide

when someone you hate has pissed you off enough to kill them
fred: I'm not guilty
Judge: why?

Fred: he threw his backpack at my face
Judge: not guilty that's justifiable homicide
Justifiable homicide by Tricklegs January 26, 2015

Justinian 

A nam given to people at birth because their parents like byzantine history to much.
My name is Justinian.
Justinian by turkae May 14, 2021

Justifiable Blow Off 

The act you perform when you blow off your homies for a hot ass chick when deep down your homies are being jealous of you cause you're kickin it with the girl they want which in conclusion. Its a justifiable blow off
Andy: so they are definitely mad I pulled a justifiable blow off, but I really don't give a fuck
Kevin: hey, its all good, gotta blow off the homies every now and then for a chick
Andy:oh, it was definitely worth it!!!

justifiable 

That can be justified. Anything that has a justification.
"The Cell Block Tango" from "Chicago" paints pictures of justifiable homicide;

"He had it coming,
He had it coming,
He only had himself to blame;
If you'd have been there,
If you'd have seen it,
I'll betcha you would have done the same!"
justifiable by Lorelili July 29, 2012
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A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
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crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
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Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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