Justifuckation
For justifuckation, I only slept with him because we had a game of put-put riding on it, and I lost.
Justifuckation by Jager-Bomber April 19, 2010
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Justificationology
A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.
Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.
Justificationology by WordMasterPhlex March 9, 2017
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justification
The act of trying to find plausible answers for your not always too bright actions, motives, speeches, or any other physical/mental commited by anything.
"Jeffery, any justification as to why you crapped inside the flowerpot?"
"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"
"Jeffery, go to your room"
"But your my school janitor"
"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
"Oh, I heard that the price of fertilizer was going up, so I thought hell, why not"
"Jeffery, go to your room"
"But your my school janitor"
"And don't assume I won't beat your ass now GO TO YOUR ROOM!"
justification by Tom. M January 12, 2006
junkie justification
Junkie justification is used by people addicied to drugs who try and justify that the drugs are good and ok in moderation
Dude what are u doing smoking the crack pipe?
Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.
Its ok dude its good to have in moderation. Boom junkie justification.
junkie justification by IdiotProofDude January 16, 2017
skins justification
After an insane party or drunken night when one does something regrettable to watch Skins (usually UK) to feel better and that there are plenty of other people out there doing stupid things.
skins justification by ElectricWalrusContrabassoon May 31, 2011
Retroactive Justification
When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.
Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"
Retroactive Justification by Gaius315 March 16, 2022
justification
Justification, verb, the act of making excuses for your foolish actions. Can be used as another form of blagging.
justification by Pickle March 8, 2005