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that's justice

It's that good good, that SweetN' Low, that heavy cream, that's Free bird. Everything's going your way. Heated seats in a car, weed, satin, Ferraris, holidays, really thin asparagus, watching baseball with your dad, chillin', Xbox live, just to name a few. It's everything AND nothing, but mostly everything.
John: Hey bro, class is cancelled today!
Mike: Fuck yeah! That's Justice!
that's justice by Domsquad April 10, 2014

Engineer's Justice 

An unlucky thing to happen in the game Puzzle & Dragons where a skyfall combo ruins a cascade. It's explained in the video ww w.you tube.c om/wat ch?v = Tud3JFWNY1M (remove the spaces).
Person A: I wanted to beat the new hard dungeon, but Engineer's Justice ruined me.
Person B: Maybe you'll beat it next time.

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior 

A person that is frequently told jokes and then decides if they are offensive depending on how much they like the person that said it
Boy 1: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: omg that’s so funny haha
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Boy 2: women belong in the kitchen lol

Schrödinger’s Social Justice Warrior: that’s so sexist, Ryan

Nassim's Sword of Social Justice 

Nassim’s Sword of Social Justice (aka D’Sousa’s Razor)

Identified by Nassim Nicholas Taleb in the Medium article: The Merchandising of Virtue" - May 27, 2017

"Kids with rich parents talk about “white privilege” at such privileged colleges as Amherst –but in one instance, one of them could not answer D’Souza’s simple and logical suggestion: ‘Why don’t you go to the registrar’s office and give your privileged spot to a minority student who was next in line?’

Hence the principle:

If your private life conflicts with your intellectual opinion, it cancels your intellectual ideas, not your private life.

and

If your private actions do not generalise then you cannot have general ideas.

This is not strictly about ethics, but information transfer. If a car salesman tries to sell you a Detroit car while driving a Honda, he is signalling that it may have a problem."

The video Taleb is referencing is:
SO SATISFYING: Dinesh D'Souza absolutely shreds SJW over "white privilege" - Young America's Foundation

Published 09 Jun 2018. Recorded at Amherst College.

If you hold an intellectual ideal, but your real world actions do not reflect or enforce this ideal. Then your actions cancel out this ideological stance. You cannot say to the words "I am a vegan" and claim the moral virtue for such an identity, but occasionally eat chicken. The act of eating the chicken cancels out any moral or ideological virtue or superiority claimed by being vegan.
Student: "We have numbers that demonstrate precisely how much wealth was stolen, and that's money that in some way could be given back."

D'Sousa: "You're willing to have social justice with other people's pay, but you're not willing to pay.

So that's the problem. And that's the problem with the progressivism that marches behind social justice, while protecting its own privileges. You know, how you said, we all have to survive, really, you have to be at Amherst to survive?
You don't have to be at Amherst to survive, you have to be at Amherst to benefit.
You have to be at Amherst because you're getting opportunities at this college that many other people are not getting.

So if you say you believe in equal opportunity, you're a hypocrite because you are taking advantage of opportunities unavailable to others. But for you this hypocrisy is fully justified because you are militating on behalf of the poor. But if it's if you're against privilege - this college is privilege. So there's a glaring hypocrisy, and you will never turn your moral mirror on yourself to say, What am I doing about it?

That's my point. For you - society should act before you do - to enforce your moral code.”
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Person A: “I’m a vegan but I occasionally have some chicken.”
Person B: “By the logic of Nassim's Sword of Social Justice - the act of eating the chicken cancels out your vegan claim, regardless of what you say about yourself.”

House-of-Cards Justice System 

A "house-of-cards justice system" is a system that gives the illusion of standing for justice, but is simply a set of barely balanced cards, stacked upon each other to suit the requirement of the time, and which will collapse on closer analysis.
Johnny: Dang, a minority religious leader from my neighborhood was charged and convicted based on no evidence or witnesses
Jake: Hays County has a house-of-cards justice system

Justice Shot

Where some one prevents another person from hurting/killing themself's or hurting/killing some one else by shooting the attacker in the hand where the weapon is located causing them to drop the weapon.
Did you see that guy on that one show? He preformed a justice shot before the guy could shoot himself in the head!
Justice Shot by Donkey Puncher 100 January 29, 2009