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JustJohn
Really fucking hot and attractive Geometry Dash player. All he does is drown in bitches and hoes because he beat Bausha Vortex by Pennutoh (verified by JakeN2346) twice! Literally no one is better than this man, even when it comes to dick length his flaccid penis is just way more massive than the human brain can comprehend. If he were to get a boner he might just end the entire world because of the tectonic plates shifting too much and causing massive earthquakes.
JustJohn by probablyjohn June 15, 2021
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JUSTJOE • justjoeking • JustJoeXD • JustJohn • JustJolin • justjordan33 • justjordanedits • justjose • Justjoshed • Just joshing
justjordanedits
justjordanedits by user5556666 February 10, 2021
JustJoeXD
Adorable, handsome, pretty, amazing, shining, bright, young man/woman did I mention he/she was handsome or pretty he/she is also 6’8. Streams on twitch and makes YouTube videos that people enjoy and gets all the clout.
Carson: Oi g I really like JustJoeXD innit
Tom Crusty: They don’t call themselves that anymore you nob.
Tom Crusty: They don’t call themselves that anymore you nob.
JustJoeXD by Carson Boothe September 7, 2021
justjordan33
Justjordan33 is an amazing YouTuber, tiktoker and influencer who is life changing!! She has many fanpages and deserves every single one!
justjordan33 by Yafavouritevirgo March 13, 2022
justjose
justjose by joesolomen March 6, 2009
justjoeking
justjoeking by Wall-G March 28, 2022
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.