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JustJohn

Really fucking hot and attractive Geometry Dash player. All he does is drown in bitches and hoes because he beat Bausha Vortex by Pennutoh (verified by JakeN2346) twice! Literally no one is better than this man, even when it comes to dick length his flaccid penis is just way more massive than the human brain can comprehend. If he were to get a boner he might just end the entire world because of the tectonic plates shifting too much and causing massive earthquakes.
Ausk: Yo, where is JustJohn at?
Halp: Idk man I think he’s fucking some bitches rn i’m not sure
by probablyjohn June 15, 2021
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