Really fucking hot and attractive Geometry Dash player. All he does is drown in bitches and hoes because he beat Bausha Vortex by Pennutoh (verified by JakeN2346) twice! Literally no one is better than this man, even when it comes to dick length his flaccid penis is just way more massive than the human brain can comprehend. If he were to get a boner he might just end the entire world because of the tectonic plates shifting too much and causing massive earthquakes.

Ausk: Yo, where is JustJohn at?
Halp: Idk man I think he’s fucking some bitches rn i’m not sure

JustJohn by probablyjohn June 15, 2021

Related Words

JUSTJOE • justjoeking • JustJoeXD • JustJohn • JustJolin • justjordan33 • justjordanedits • justjose • Justjoshed • Just joshing

justjordanedits

a very talented thatyoutub3family editor! known by the name zee! super underrated!

have you seen justjordanedits new edit?

justjordanedits by user5556666 February 10, 2021

JustJoeXD

Adorable, handsome, pretty, amazing, shining, bright, young man/woman did I mention he/she was handsome or pretty he/she is also 6’8. Streams on twitch and makes YouTube videos that people enjoy and gets all the clout.

Carson: Oi g I really like JustJoeXD innit

Tom Crusty: They don’t call themselves that anymore you nob.

JustJoeXD by Carson Boothe September 7, 2021

justjordan33

Justjordan33 is an amazing YouTuber, tiktoker and influencer who is life changing!! She has many fanpages and deserves every single one!

“Justjordan33 just posted” “omg Yayy!!”

justjordan33 by Yafavouritevirgo March 13, 2022

justjose

the "it" kid of his city. the kid everyone wants to hang/chill with.

wow hes justjose!

justjose by joesolomen March 6, 2009

justjoeking

Some random Gmoder who's dick is big and wears a banana costume

I'm playing with justjoeking, he's attacked and killed Jerry.

justjoeking by Wall-G March 28, 2022

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026