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Jurrassic Park 

Guy 1: Hey, wanna watch Jurrassic Park?

Guy 2: Learn how to spell, dumbass.

jurastically 

How stupid people write drastically
The world changed jurastically after world War 2.
jurastically by Wankophile April 25, 2016

Jurrasic Sac 

A man whos balls float when he sits in the bath tub, and often sits on his own sac.
Man jurrasic sac looks like he's in pain.

Jurrasic chomp 

When a girl (18-25) receives oral sex from a senior citizen(61 and up).
That retirement home was amazing I definitely coming back for another jurrasic chomp!
Jurrasic chomp by Cletus10 July 21, 2018

jurrasic 5 

a pretty awesome rap group, whos best song is on the skate video "YEAH RIGHT!"
jurrasic five is a kick ass band

Jurastic 

gratuitous amount of failure. Think dinosaur-sized failure

Jurastic-ly
Jurastic-est
Jurastic-ing
The Paleontologists' reconstruction of the bones into the false creature, Brontosaurus was a jurastic failure