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Jurastik 

Adj. A description of anything so extreme and DRASTIC that it is of a Jurassic level (ref. Jurassic Park)

Primarily used to describe states of consciousness whether in reference to surprise, frustration, anxiety, or sobriety.

Often preceded by the adjective "hella" (see Hella)
"yo I got too faded last night and woke up in a hospital. my life is hella jurastik"

"she just started eating everything then I got freaked out. It was a situation of jurastik proportions man"

"nah nigga dey lack it. everything we do is digi3C jurastik"
Jurastik by YodelAtchaBoyScout January 24, 2012
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jurastically 

How stupid people write drastically
The world changed jurastically after world War 2.
jurastically by Wankophile April 25, 2016
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Jurastic 

gratuitous amount of failure. Think dinosaur-sized failure

Jurastic-ly
Jurastic-est
Jurastic-ing

The Paleontologists' reconstruction of the bones into the false creature, Brontosaurus was a jurastic failure

Jurastic 

The story took a Jurastic turn.
Jurastic by biteme123 June 3, 2011

Jurastic 

Drastic with ✨ flavour
They won’t wear their masks unless it gets jurastic
Jurastic by Lilaea January 25, 2022

Jurastically 

When things change so drastically, yet still remain the same.
Nothing has changed even though they have changed jurastically.
Jurastically by Murphwordz September 14, 2023
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