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Jurassic Prick 

I watched Jurassic Prick on a grandpa porn website today and understood the true meaning of "Life finds a way."
Jurassic Prick by murribunda December 27, 2021

Jurassic Dork

A suspiciously normal looking fellow, who cannot understand why he is called 'Jurassic Dork.'

He becomes embarrassed, & responds angrily to people who ask him about his name, & then runs off -- uncannily mimicking the way a Velociraptor would run.
Bill: Hey, what's up, Jurassic Dork? Why do they call you that?

Jurassic Dork: <sigh> I really don't know! Now leave me alone, you asshole! (runs off in typical raptor fashion)

Bill: (seeing this, & pointing at JD) WAHAHAHAHAAAA!!
Jurassic Dork by The Creep1 March 17, 2011
Slovak name of someone who has perfect beard and hair at most times both of thoose really long

A great man that is kind , always thinks of something when there are problems guys with name Juraj are a good life teachers cause they know more about life than anyone else

Jurajs have always a lot of friends
Man 1 : look who's that ?
Man 2 : Oh thats Juraj he is great if you have problems with yourself go talk with him he is great life teacher
Juraj by You want to know ?? March 7, 2019
La Jura by Sacer December 18, 2008
Ey vato, look out for la jura up the street.
jura by Juan August 27, 2003
Jugrat is usually an angsty teen with greasy dyed hair and a stinky beanie he can’t take off, you can normally find him in the high schools cafeteria or any fast food chain.
Omg did you see that guy in the crown beanie eat ten hamburgers?

Oh yeah that’s jugrat
Jugrat by marlboromartinman January 26, 2019