Jurgy

A kid with an extremely large penis who can speak in a very good saudi- arabian accent... Legend at Halo 3, and becoming a legend on Call of Duty. Can make people laugh until they can't breathe anymore and they suffocate and die.

"Wow, that penis is HUGE! He must be a Jurgy!" "OMG, He has a 50 in every playlist on Halo, He has to be Jurgy!!!"

by Officially Legend September 5, 2011

juryfrigging

The practice of sleeping with as many of the attractive female jurors in large murder trials as is humanly possible whilst attempting to avoid detection or expose the deception to the jurors involved.

Johnnie Cochran was running interference as co-counsel Robert Shapiro spent three weeks furiously juryfrigging before O.J. Simpson took the stand.

by MadBob May 15, 2007

jurgsnurgula

When eating pussy from behind and accidentally slipping your nose into the butthole

Don’t you make me Pull a jurgsnurgula on that ass!

by d.t.v. November 1, 2019

Hung Jury - Hard Evidence

This is a great title for a trial based porn movie!

Dick Bottoms and Ben Dover starred in Hung Jury - Hard Evidence.

by I, Wreckerrr December 6, 2020

the jury is still out

an expression implying that a conclusion about someone or something has yet to be reached.

hipster: "Is this dude for real? I mean, either he's psycho, or just plain stupid."

tipster: "I dunno man....think the jury's still out on that one."

by hipster November 16, 2003

mother fucking the jury

To yell profanities at a jury while you are on trial.

Defendant: All y'all piece of shit mother fuckers on this jury are gonna die.

Judge: thank you mother fucking the jury, but we still need to finish opening statements.

Jury: I don't think that is necessary, we find the defendant guilty on all charges.

by Humphreyneworleans January 19, 2017

Jurgen

A synonym to perfect and flawless in every way possible, many aspire to be this much of a man!

For new managers we should use the Jurgen standard for all the applicants!

by dollan April 23, 2022