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Jurate - a crazy lithuanian girl thats gonna rock your world.

Usually small, with a big butt, she can be cocky as and when required....

Jurate is a very loving little being, she is honest, insecure, overthinker and a lot of times can cause drama for no reason.

She has a great intuition, if you're playin about or not being honest she knows! Nobody knows how but she does know so keep that in mind!

Jurate is great at everything but occasionally needs guidance as she will just go for it, and that can be amazing or a catastrophy!

If you're a lucky guy and find yourself Jurate, keep your sh*t together and be genuine or she will ditch u faster than u can imagine.

She is an amazing partner, mum, lover and will make sure u are the happiest man on earth.
Omg its Jurate look at that booty! As long as I got a face and she has that bum she has a place to sit on!
Jurate by Yoyogic December 5, 2025
Related Words
Jarateed or "Jarate" is a synonym for "Pissed off" or "Piss".

It was derived from Valve's game "Team Fortress 2" in which the character, Sniper, uses a mason jar full of urine. The in-game name for it is "Jarate" and upon throwing said jar the character will yell "Jaaarate!"

Jarateed is also a word replacement for "pissed" on the Steam User Forums. The word filter will replace "Pissed" with "Jarateed". Clever reference on Valve's part.

See: Hammer Legion Member, Pissed off
Guy 1: "That game really pisses me off!

Guy 2: "You mean Jarateed?"

Guy3: "Yeah, either way.
Jarateed by BiGoDeViN September 29, 2012
Jarate is the last Sniper unlockable from the popular online videogame "Team Fortress 2". Described as "Karate in a jar", it is literally a glass jar of human urine, ready to be chucked at an unsuspecting enemy.
Spy: "That sniper used his jarate on me and now I'm soaked!"
Jarate by HeadlessDevil May 20, 2009
Pronounced like karate, jarate is piss in a mason jar, usually found in the outback of Australia.
"I brought some jarate to fling at an unsuspecting wallaby."
Jarate by EuLoGiC August 22, 2011
Jarate, or the art of flinging jars of urine at your enemies, is guaranteed to result in “psychological damage, blindness, embarrassment, nightmares (with you as the star!), self-loathing, difficult stains and intense body odor."

This is an unlockable move/weapon for Sniper in the game Team Fortress 2.
"Suck on this, ya wanker!" *toss*

*crash* "I r be hit wit teh jarate! NUUUUU~!"
jarate by Hozukimaru11 March 23, 2011

jarateed off 

Pissed off. Derived from the Team Fortress 2 unlockable Jarate (a throwable urine containing jar).
The customers must be jarateed off after having been this much ignored by the customer support
jarateed off by DrFish July 11, 2009