Juraphobia
The fear of old, overweight and autistic dwarven men. Especially applies when they love trains and have a neckbeard.
Juraphobia by flowwy December 13, 2024
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guraphobia
guraphobia by GawrGura October 15, 2020
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Juraphobia • jeraphobia • Jumaphobia • Jobaphobia • Junophobia • curaphobia • Furaphobia • guraphobia • jarophobia • jenaphobia
curaphobia
A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.
curaphobia by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009
jeraphobia
Person 1: I just forgot what I was going to do like 2 minutes ago!
Person 2: You must have gotten the jeraphobia disease!
Person 2: You must have gotten the jeraphobia disease!
jeraphobia by rhzorwashere September 10, 2019
Junophobia
A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Junophobia by FuMikechu May 15, 2008
Ruraphobia
(n) A condition resulting in severe fear of leaving urban environments and entering rural environments. It usually does not apply to suburban areas as the subject will often still maintain a connection to their city atmosphere, with its concrete and drugs and guns and lack of greenery while they are in the suburbs. However, it will onset immediately in a sufferer as soon as they enter a rural area. It is characterized by fear of water, fear of trees, fear of peacefulness, fear of flowers, fear of country music, fear of cows.
Hey, look at the city boy, he pee'd in his pants a little bit when we exited Penfield and drove into Walworth. He noticed he couldn't see the city skyline anymore and suffered a nervous breakdown. He must have ruraphobia!
Ruraphobia by YankeeWhite May 24, 2010
Junophobia
A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Junophobia by FuMikchu May 12, 2008
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