Juraphobia
The fear of old, overweight and autistic dwarven men. Especially applies when they love trains and have a neckbeard.
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curaphobia
A fear of having to engage in the performance or management of business or personal operations involving paperwork.
curaphobia by Lorien Gamaroff November 26, 2009
jeraphobia
Person 1: I just forgot what I was going to do like 2 minutes ago!
Person 2: You must have gotten the jeraphobia disease!
Person 2: You must have gotten the jeraphobia disease!
jeraphobia by rhzorwashere September 10, 2019
Junophobia
A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Junophobia by FuMikechu May 15, 2008
Ruraphobia
(n) A condition resulting in severe fear of leaving urban environments and entering rural environments. It usually does not apply to suburban areas as the subject will often still maintain a connection to their city atmosphere, with its concrete and drugs and guns and lack of greenery while they are in the suburbs. However, it will onset immediately in a sufferer as soon as they enter a rural area. It is characterized by fear of water, fear of trees, fear of peacefulness, fear of flowers, fear of country music, fear of cows.
Hey, look at the city boy, he pee'd in his pants a little bit when we exited Penfield and drove into Walworth. He noticed he couldn't see the city skyline anymore and suffered a nervous breakdown. He must have ruraphobia!
Ruraphobia by YankeeWhite May 24, 2010
Junophobia
A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.
Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.
Junophobia by FuMikchu May 12, 2008
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Pink Cloud
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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Striver
The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.
The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
- Harold Koh
Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
Word of the Day on August 15, 2026