Jumaphobia 

The fear of zippers

“Don’t tell me if my fly is down, I have jumaphobia.”

Jumaphobia by Major and Kai Wen December 27, 2017

Humaphobia 

The fear of Humanity

This also means you have issues because your afraid of yourself

Billy Bob has humaphobia

Humaphobia by Not Romanap November 29, 2016

jeraphobia 

a disease memory loss in a short period of time
(dory)

Person 1: I just forgot what I was going to do like 2 minutes ago!
Person 2: You must have gotten the jeraphobia disease!

jeraphobia by rhzorwashere September 10, 2019

Junophobia 

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.

Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.

Junophobia by FuMikechu May 15, 2008

Junophobia 

A phobic disorder consisting of an irrational fear of teenagers who incorporate more than 10% of Urban Dictionary into their lexicon. Eponymously named after Diablo Cody's "Juno MacGuff" and the fear that some people have of teenagers that speak in that manner.

Person 1: Why are you avoiding her?
Person 2: Listen to the way she talks? She's too hip for me.
Person 1: The problem isn't her vocabulary, the problem is your junophobia.

Junophobia by FuMikchu May 12, 2008

jenaphobia 

Fear of anything associated with the ultimate coolness.

Wow, that is the most incredible theory I've ever heard, too be he won't even listen to it, he's suffering from jenaphobia

jenaphobia by j1969 September 21, 2009

jermaphobia 

fear of the great one, the imposter when hes sus.

"i cant play among us i have jermaphobia"

jermaphobia by jefftheholymeme December 16, 2020