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A person that everybody forgets and doesn’t want to do anything with. Mostly left out of everything and is someone that you should probably not be friends with because you will forget him.
Who even is Juo, all I do is get advice from him and he helps me out with my mental health. Even though he needs help, I don’t help him and I just forget him. He also just helps with my homework and helps me get confident.
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juoksukaljat

Grab n' go beers. Popular sport in Finland.

In short: Grabbing beercans from local grocery store and leaving (running) without paying.
Juoksukaljat in english literally means runbeers. The word "juoksu" (run) comes from the style: in order to escape you have to run.
How it works:
1. Enter a grocery store where you wont usually go (the cashier doesnt recognize you)
2. Cover your face
3. Grab a sixpack or larger (NOTE: try to grab one with a HANDLE because then you can grab two sixpacks or even more.
4. Run through the cash desk as fast as you can.
5. Someone needs to be at door to open it for you
6. ???
7. Profit

This is art in Finland
Ei vittu, Make kuulemma otti juoksukaljat ja jäi kiinni.

Hyvät juoksukaljat otin tänään. Yhteensä 12 tölkkiä.
juoksukaljat by KelpoTietaja April 25, 2017
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A phrase used in a very particular way with no real meaning. It means what it means and it means nothing.
The word meaning has meaning the word Thata Juooer does not.
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Juoni likes to rage.
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