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Pussy pirate... this guy is a straight up G, doesnt take shit from anybody, lives by one rule n that rule is, "keep it thug".. if you r ever as lucky enough to encounter a juoan or "fuckin Yu-een" consider urself a lucky son of a gun, u will fall in love at first sight, the very sight of him will blind you n empregnate u all at oncen when he sings its like a combination of Fergie n Jesus, guys want to b him n girls want to have his babies. Juoan is such a badass that chuck norris will roundhouse himself if he would ever cross Fuckin Yu-een! plain in simple Juoan is a Badass!
Virgin Woman: Wow that juoan is such a badass.
Boyfriend: Wat about me im ur boyfriend?
Virgen Woman: OMG he just looked at me!
(1 month later)
Virgin Woman: Baby im pregnant.
Boyfriend: But how we havent slept together n ur a virgin.
Virgin Woman: Juoan looked at me!!! The doctor said im having a lil juoan!
Juoan by Jack Sperrow April 11, 2009
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Juoa Juoan
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026