Juoan 

Pussy pirate... this guy is a straight up G, doesnt take shit from anybody, lives by one rule n that rule is, "keep it thug".. if you r ever as lucky enough to encounter a juoan or "fuckin Yu-een" consider urself a lucky son of a gun, u will fall in love at first sight, the very sight of him will blind you n empregnate u all at oncen when he sings its like a combination of Fergie n Jesus, guys want to b him n girls want to have his babies. Juoan is such a badass that chuck norris will roundhouse himself if he would ever cross Fuckin Yu-een! plain in simple Juoan is a Badass!

Virgin Woman: Wow that juoan is such a badass.
Boyfriend: Wat about me im ur boyfriend?
Virgen Woman: OMG he just looked at me!
(1 month later)
Virgin Woman: Baby im pregnant.
Boyfriend: But how we havent slept together n ur a virgin.
Virgin Woman: Juoan looked at me!!! The doctor said im having a lil juoan!

Juoan by Jack Sperrow April 11, 2009

juan de poco 

Juan de poco is the name given for someone who accomplish something in history but you're not sure who the he really is because your talking out your ass.

The first person to ever sail around the world is uh....juan de Poco. Or I think Juan de Poco invented the internet or maybe the greeting what's up.

juan de poco by Bearcatkev August 1, 2018

joan (noun) 

Pronounced 'Joe~un', a country girl, was in those big pre~1950 dictionaries.

Montana sure has a good choice of joan (noun) farmer's daughter's hotties!

joan (noun) by Starchylde December 27, 2014

Joan Rivers 

A Dead Clown Carcass

Joan Rivers looks like a dead clown carcass

Joan Rivers by The Flying 69 August 30, 2009

Joanah 

Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.

*loud noises, everyone talking.*
Joanah: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Joanah by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018

Joana

Joana is sweet, precious, spicy, small, smart, and cute. She has a sparkling personality that makes you glow up. She caring and always checks upon you. She's a little shy but once you get to know her she's a fireball! She the kind of girl that makes you feel nice, so you gotta try your best to do what's right. She so short and teases very much. There's so much to say about her...the list goes on.

Joana, I love you, you're the one for me

"Hey who's that girl you with?"

"Ah, Her names Joana and shes might fine"

Joana by Popeyes190 March 10, 2021

joana ceddia 

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joana ceddia? um I think u meant john cena

joana ceddia by reallythatbitch January 22, 2019