Junk Monkey

Hoarder who can't stay still long enough to through the crap out. Junk piles everywhere.

I was at Liz's house yesterday, man she's a junk monkey.

by blossombaby May 20, 2011

Junk Monkey

A guy who jangles his junk incessantly.

To the Junk Monkey in the basketball shorts: don't eyeball me while jangling your junk

by PrezRR May 23, 2012

junk monkey

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

by George Fricke October 25, 2006

junk monkey

'The Junk Monkeys' was also the name of a power-pop/punk band from Detroit, MI. They released three rare, but influential albums in the early 1990s on Metal Blade/Warner Brothers. The recent Detroit rock and roll renaissance owes a large debt to this overlooked band. They've since broken up, but their records and songs can still be found on eBay and iTunes.

Last night, we heard The Junk Monkeys on the radio and cranked it up.

by George Fricke October 25, 2006

junk monkey

A word used to generally show displeasure in the circumstance at hand (note that the word should be used plurally). Warning: the thought of "junk monkeys" often brings about images of primate orgies. Word should be used at random.

"Junk monkeys, I forgot to torch the car after we left the dead body in it. "

"We're going to be late to the strip club, junk monkeys!"

Mother- "We're out of Frosted Mini-Wheats®" Son/Daughter - "Junk monkeys!"

by Junk Monkeys August 17, 2009

junk monkey

Someone who hoards material goods often to the point of a pathological disease. hoarder stuff monster pack-rat

It was yet another example of a New York junk monkey trapped in her apartment by her own trash.

by mudhen July 29, 2004

Funked-Up Monkey Junk

Used todescribe something that is strange, abnormal, or plain messed-up

Bob: Josh bit Joe on the ear!
Jim: I know, it's crazy!
Random man: That is some funked-up monkey junk!
Everyone in the vicinity: YUP!

by Youttttt November 29, 2011