Junipered
A childish term made up by Cisco because they are losing market share to Juniper and aren't happy about it.
Junipered by IPv6Freely September 13, 2011
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juniper
juniper is perfect, they are the most nicest person that I've ever met. my life was empty without them and they also never fail to make me happy. they have the most prettiest eyes and they have the best sence of humour. they're really funny too. I really am thankful to have them. I love juniper so much. :))
juniper by vieeshitty August 29, 2021
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San Junipero
A place where one can choose to cross over after death, and spend a guaranteed eternity in bliss. The place is modeled after an anonymous beach town in California. You can visit different eras in time. The name San Junipero cones from the fourth episode of the same name, in the third season of Black Mirror, a fantabulous series on Netflix!!!!
San Junipero by The Senior June 6, 2018
junipers knot
It's an odd term really, Juniper's Knot resembles a lot fencing, though it being much more mental than physical.
It is when a mastermind concocts a plan where he will riposte his assailant who is often a stalker, lurker. It means to catch the assailant in a knot where they can't go back nor advance, making them trapped. It's a process that can take days or even weeks to complete, normally going very slowly as to not alert said stalker.
It is when a mastermind concocts a plan where he will riposte his assailant who is often a stalker, lurker. It means to catch the assailant in a knot where they can't go back nor advance, making them trapped. It's a process that can take days or even weeks to complete, normally going very slowly as to not alert said stalker.
Person A : Hey man, the other day I caught this girl who was stalking me with a Juniper's Knot, she didn't expect it!
Person B : No one expects the Junipers Knot!
Person B : No one expects the Junipers Knot!
junipers knot by Ruvingheim October 19, 2019
Juniper
fierce lioness A Juniper is the most amazing kind of friend you can have. They love animals and will stick up for you no matter what. They are caring and funny. Don't get on their bad side or hurt their friends because they will rip you to shreds. A juniper is also an icon of the kind of person we all want to be. Juniper's are also the sexiest of all fierce lioness.
FOR EXAMPLE
Teacher: Okay kids what do you want to be when you grow up?
Class: JUNIPER
Antonyms: bitch rude meat eater
Synonyms: awesome vegetarian pretty
Teacher: Okay kids what do you want to be when you grow up?
Class: JUNIPER
Antonyms: bitch rude meat eater
Synonyms: awesome vegetarian pretty
Juniper by A Lover of Junipers July 20, 2011
juniper
juniper by baddddddbitchhhh November 8, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.