Junior Chicken

What all Asian Immigrants order at least one of when they come to McDonalds...

Employee: "Hi, what can I get you?"
Asian: "I'll have Junior Chicken"
Employee: "And would you like the meal?"
Asian: "What come with Meal"
Employee: "Fries and a Drink"
Asian: "O.K, I take Meal"
Employee: "And to drink"
Asian: "Yes, I want Drink"
Employee: "What do you want to drink"
Asian: "Yes, I want Drink"
Employee "WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT TO DRINK, JESUS"

Junior Chicken by Constantine777 August 28, 2008

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McDonalds Junior chicken

A kick-ass, cheap, tasty sandwich. Not the stereotypical greasy macdonalds shit. This one is darn good.

guy1: duuuude is that the new mcdonalds junior chicken?
guy2: yea, and it kicks ass.

McDonalds Junior chicken by Confounded July 31, 2006

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Sonion

Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)

Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"

Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026

Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

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breatharian

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.

The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.

breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005

Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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