Jump-Fuck 

Jump-Fuck AKA JF
Eagerly jumping on a person and having intercourse with them.

"Wow Jimmy is totally Jump-Fuckable."
"Greg was so attractive that once I saw him I totally jump-fucked him!"

Jump-Fuck by Caracreatesthebestwords February 1, 2009

Jump Fuck 

That moment when you thought you had a loving relationship but the guy was only with you for your trampoline

Sally: What happened to that guy you were seeing?
Bonnie: Agh it was another Jump Fuck, struggles of having a trampoline, am I right?

Jump Fuck by ChickenMama69 September 26, 2018

leap jump to super fuck 

an especially tricky sexual move in which the male jumps as high as he can and lands squarely between the legs of a female partner while simultaneously inserting his penis into the vagina.

"i heard jordana likes it hard"
"then give her a leap jump to super fuck. she'll like that"

leap jump to super fuck by ed the viking December 26, 2008

reverse leap jump to super fuck 

Like a "leap jump to super fuck"; A tricky sexual move where the man lays on his back, stationary with an engorged penis. while the woman leaps at him and lands squarely over his hips and simultaneously inserts his penis into her vagina.

We've both like it hard, but we've tried everything else. I'm going to give him a reverse leap jump to super fuck tonight.

reverse leap jump to super fuck by Quacthulhu March 30, 2011

jump in the water and fuck the fish 

a great offer, deal, or bargain that, if it was made, the person would immediately act

If he sold his 2009 Mercedes for $5000, I would jump in the water and fuck the fish.

jump in the water and fuck the fish by KingsGambit66 July 3, 2009

Jump-Fucker 

A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.

Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?

George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.

Jump-Fucker by Polque Wobnod June 15, 2016

Jump down and say some fucking gay shit 

"I'm gay!"

Maxmoefoe:"Jump down, Jump down and say some fucking gay shit"
*iDubbbz jumps from the fridge*
iDubbbz:"I'm gay!"

Jump down and say some fucking gay shit by Lol faggot piece of shit July 15, 2017