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Jumpfuck 

A manoeuvre pulled off by only the best trained Pussymon in the world
While standing with a man inside her, the Pussymon begins to jump to heights of up to 9 1/2 inches, an incredible experience for all involved
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"dude my girl started jumpfucking me right as I came last night, epic!"
Jumpfuck by SneakyDeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee November 13, 2011
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jumpfuck 

The sexual or excited act, of running, jumping on and fucking someone (like Jump-Hug).
* VengaPiR8 jumpfucks Jeian
jumpfuck by VengaPiR8 October 26, 2005
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jumpfucking 

During an orgy, the art of synchronized fornicating while jumping around on a trampoline bed.
Dude, I looked in the neighbors window last night and saw like 20 people jumpfucking all around on their trampoline bed.
jumpfucking by denwaps August 19, 2008

Jump Fuck 

That moment when you thought you had a loving relationship but the guy was only with you for your trampoline
Sally: What happened to that guy you were seeing?
Bonnie: Agh it was another Jump Fuck, struggles of having a trampoline, am I right?
Jump Fuck by ChickenMama69 September 26, 2018

Jump-Fuck 

Jump-Fuck AKA JF
Eagerly jumping on a person and having intercourse with them.

"Wow Jimmy is totally Jump-Fuckable."
"Greg was so attractive that once I saw him I totally jump-fucked him!"

jumpbuck 

n. Aussie term for someone who was hiding in the pouch when the brains was passed out.

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That new shearer is a proper jumpbuck. From Perth is he?
jumpbuck by gnostic3 April 27, 2019

Jumpyfuck 

When you play a RPG shooter game and this idiot just keeps jumping
‘Damn that jumpyfuck! I keep missing my shots
Jumpyfuck by w killer 3312 February 4, 2020
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