1 definition by Polque Wobnod
A Jump-Fucker is a person, usually around the ages of 13 to 16, who jumps around on an FPS game to avoid being shot, especially on maps with some kind of jump boost. It's considered some kind of strategy, jumping around like a fucking cocaine-devouring rabbit. While Jump-Fucking makes you a harder target to hit, it also makes you one of the most annoying kinds of players, along with spawn killers and campers. It is also possible to develop ADHD while performing this disgraceful strategy.
Jon: George, you only got two kills that round. What happened?
George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.
George: Those damn Jump-Fuckers, man. It's like trying to shoot a flying slinkie.
by Polque Wobnod June 15, 2016