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An amazingly handsome person who is never without a girlfriend.
Wow I wish I was a jumet, then I would get girls.
Jumet by BAJJ January 13, 2011
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jumet fene 

a person with deep hatred with everyone
jumet fene do not anybody
jumet fene by cutiepie3322 August 4, 2016
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Jumet jumet fene jumeta Juneteenth jameth jumex jamet Jume jametrea jamette
A Trini term for a Brash and shameless skanky woman. What separates a jamette from just your average whore is that she is shameless and flaunts her skankyness
whheeyz, i hear that girl was real grindin up on shanette man in dat fete last night, she en have no shame?? acting like a damn jamette.
Jamette by redz1987 January 21, 2011

Jumeirah English Speaking School

A school in Dubai that is clapped and has a bunch of white thots that are the cringy as fuck. The school only cares about sports and winning.
person: i go to jumeirah english speaking school
other person: ew thot

moto jument pum pum 

A combination of Swahili , French , and Jamaican , that stands for hot horse(female) vagina.
Moto - hot in Swahili
Jument - female horse(chaval means male horse)

Pum Pum - what jamaicans say when referring to the vagina

Also something me and my friends say when a girl who stink walks by.
Person 1: Man you smell that.
Person 2: Yeah that girl walked by and she smelt like moto jument pum pum.
Person 1 & 2: silently giggles.

Dodo les jumeaux 

When it is somebody's bedtime.
Isabelle: Dodo les jumeaux.
Dodo les jumeaux by Schashmotic March 22, 2021
Different than most; Uniquely out of this world. One who is very well liked and well rounded; FAITHFUL and DESIRABLE.
"When you find a JUMEL, its best not to let it go."
Jumel by Jumel November 4, 2008
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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