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Old German word meaning happy drunken man. Depicts lineage from the Juetland peninsula in Denmark.
That dude got all juetten at the party
Juetten by Jutang March 12, 2011
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Juneteenth 

On June 8, 1967, Israel sunk US research ship USS Liberty in order to raise a false flag and blame the Egyptians for it. Thanks to audio recordings and witness testimonies, that false flag operation failed, even though media today says it was only a mistake on Israel's part. Juneteenth is a day specifically remembering the horrific tragedies the supposed "greatest ally" of the US caused to innocent US citizens.
Every Juneteenth we are reminded just how mean people could be.
Juneteenth by libertylover1488 June 22, 2021

Juneteenth 

In the US, slavery was officially abolished with the 1863 Emancipation Proclamation. No one bothered to tell all the slaves in Texas until June 19, 1865, a day commonly celebrated as "Juneteenth."
Every Juneteenth we're reminded just how mean people could be.
Juneteenth by Juneteenth July 10, 2005
Word of the Day on June 19, 2020
Jentelle is smart, beautiful, and amazing. She is great to be around
and has the most cutest laugh. Jentelle has a very unique and awesome
fashion sense.She is fun, kind but she isn't afraid to say what she wants to.
She tends to use bad words but you wouldn't mind because she's awesome like that.
She has really lame puns but you will still find yourself laughing at them because well, SHE'S AWESOME LIKE THAT.
Eg1
person 1: Hey! You're so good at (talent),

what's your name?

person 2: Thanks! Name's Jentelle

Persons 1: HA! I KNEW IT!
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Eg2
Person 1: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Person 2: what?

Person 1: A DOYOUTHINKHESAWUS!

Person 2: HAHAHA! -laughing in tears-
Jentelle by Panic! April 18, 2013
(jhun-ted)- adjective
1. Implies that a person is blitzed. Usually describes a person that has smoked a blunt of hydro and looses all ability to function.

2. Being drunk to the point of loosing consiousness, pertaining to alcohol.
1. Josie was junted off her ass after John spent the evening with her.

2. This Everclear might've been a bad idea, we're gonna get junted.
junted by hellodoggie March 25, 2009

Jentezen 

The guy who only hangs out with people older then him; someone secretly liked by girls that wont tell him cause hes pretty weird at times
" why does Jentezen always hang out with the 12th graders"
Jentezen by RealMAXIMILLION September 10, 2018
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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