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Let's go and smoke a big fat Juente at the park near my house, but closer to your house, but further from Frank's mon's house. What do ya say bruva?
Juente by Rob August 2, 2004
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Old German word meaning happy drunken man. Depicts lineage from the Juetland peninsula in Denmark.
That dude got all juetten at the party
Juetten by Jutang March 12, 2011
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Juneteenth 

On June 8, 1967, Israel sunk US research ship USS Liberty in order to raise a false flag and blame the Egyptians for it. Thanks to audio recordings and witness testimonies, that false flag operation failed, even though media today says it was only a mistake on Israel's part. Juneteenth is a day specifically remembering the horrific tragedies the supposed "greatest ally" of the US caused to innocent US citizens.
Every Juneteenth we are reminded just how mean people could be.
Juneteenth by libertylover1488 June 22, 2021

Juneteenth 

In the US, slavery was officially abolished with the 1863 Emancipation Proclamation. No one bothered to tell all the slaves in Texas until June 19, 1865, a day commonly celebrated as "Juneteenth."
Every Juneteenth we're reminded just how mean people could be.
Juneteenth by Juneteenth July 10, 2005
Word of the Day on June 19, 2020
Jentelle is smart, beautiful, and amazing. She is great to be around
and has the most cutest laugh. Jentelle has a very unique and awesome
fashion sense.She is fun, kind but she isn't afraid to say what she wants to.
She tends to use bad words but you wouldn't mind because she's awesome like that.
She has really lame puns but you will still find yourself laughing at them because well, SHE'S AWESOME LIKE THAT.
Eg1
person 1: Hey! You're so good at (talent),

what's your name?

person 2: Thanks! Name's Jentelle

Persons 1: HA! I KNEW IT!
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Eg2
Person 1: What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Person 2: what?

Person 1: A DOYOUTHINKHESAWUS!

Person 2: HAHAHA! -laughing in tears-
Jentelle by Panic! April 18, 2013
(jhun-ted)- adjective
1. Implies that a person is blitzed. Usually describes a person that has smoked a blunt of hydro and looses all ability to function.

2. Being drunk to the point of loosing consiousness, pertaining to alcohol.
1. Josie was junted off her ass after John spent the evening with her.

2. This Everclear might've been a bad idea, we're gonna get junted.
junted by hellodoggie March 25, 2009

Jentezen 

The guy who only hangs out with people older then him; someone secretly liked by girls that wont tell him cause hes pretty weird at times
" why does Jentezen always hang out with the 12th graders"
Jentezen by RealMAXIMILLION September 10, 2018
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026
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