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Judge Judying it 

Guy 1: Dude didn't Will have sex with Susie last night?
Guy 2: Yeah I think so.
Guy 1: Well I hear he's suing her now.
Guy 2: Damn he's just Judge Judying it then.
Guy 1: I know right? What a bitch.
Judge Judying it by Cum 5 April 27, 2008

judging Granados 

Adressed when he or she is judging a certain person for their acts but, that person is doing the same thing back.
Our Preacher needs to stop being a Judging Granados!
judging Granados by KingArthur3 November 27, 2009

judging hard 

When you are continuously judging someone or something. You're judging hard.
Matty- I hate that all girls with long hair are mean... like every girl with long hair is mean.
Kenny- dude you're judging hard... Not EVERY girl with long hair is mean...
judging hard by Jessyboy212 March 28, 2014

judgingful 

The act of an instance in which one "hater" is performing the ill-reputed art of judging.
Greg wasn't feelin my stank, so he gazed at me with judgingful eyes.
judgingful by Timmy2345IB December 26, 2007
The act of looking down upon someone; to regard with contempt or disdain; to regard as an inferior.

Usually accompanied with the action of raising one's hand.
Boy 1: OMG I love the Spice Girls!
Boy 2: *raises hand* "judging..."
judging by starryeyedgirl March 9, 2009
invented to describe our dear friend jude's daily habits, is a general reference to any or all of the following:

spending hours online
watching tv (mostly lost and the white rapper show)
avoiding doing any work
not paying overdue bills

can be used in a general sense to describe anything done while being unemployed and involving being lazy.
amy: "what are you doing today?"
mike: "just judeing around."
judeing by terateraterror December 14, 2008
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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