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Granados 

Guy 1 "Hey I know that Granados kid."

Guy 2 "Yeah. His mom is Mexican."
Granados by ImAwesome123 May 11, 2014

judging Granados 

Adressed when he or she is judging a certain person for their acts but, that person is doing the same thing back.
Our Preacher needs to stop being a Judging Granados!
judging Granados by KingArthur3 November 27, 2009

Didier Granados 

The greatest striker to ever grace the game of football. This Colombian born in 2002 will never be surpassed on goalscoring ability, by anyone. The west side of Berlin screamed in joy when this youngster was bought from AS Roma in 2022 and half of the citys citizens have been struggling with constant erections ever since.
You see that guy? He's almost as good as Didier Granados!
Man, I wish my son would grow up to become the next Didier Granados.
Didier Drogba? No that dude is trash. There is only one Didier. Didier Granados.
adjective; The strongest, the greatest, the best asset to any life function or substance, whether mathematical or more importantly involving any cultural situations that focus on righteousness.
That GI JOE action figure is the granadon of all things plastic.

Your best feature is your granadial smile.
Granadon by Jay Two October 28, 2004

jovan granado 

a fat ugly man and has no respect for his mom. he thinks he is funny and knows everything but has no friends. and gets 20 bucks a week and spends it on video games
jovan granado smells bad, never works out eats mcdonalds every day
jovan granado by insulter October 23, 2014

granades 

The state of a large grandmother. I.E.- GRANDE-GRANNY
Julio's granades made tacos for him and his friends.
granades by Gordy Fox January 12, 2008
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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