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Legendary Argentinean Living in Hawaii.
Always full sending it, no mater what you do.
Work hard & play harder.
Be like Juanton, be a legend.
Juanton by 808wonton March 10, 2021
Words you can keep
a Mexican version of a Chinese Wonton
Yum these Juanton sure are good

Man one of these day your gonna have to teach me how to make juantons
Juanton by stanely iii March 31, 2010

Jumantonic 

Gin, rum, and tonic
What is that? It's Jumantonic, Gin rum and tonic!
Jumantonic by Sakenaj January 1, 2009
slang, referring to the male genitalia
synonmous with jhonson
That man just kicked me in the juanson.
juanson by Keith August 23, 2004
Handsome man and next Top Billionaire. Ambisious and Creative
Siapa Juanto
Juanto by Dudung November 22, 2021

Juantonomoe 

A 24 Year old Filipino filmmaker who can be caught in the wild saying phrases such as, "MKAH, YESSIR, Fortnite BATTLE ROYALEEEE, SecretLabs, and SANKUUU." He lives for entertaining others and of course Bits. He can edit movies and fortnite builds like a BO$$.
Boy1: Wow that Film was great!!!
Boy2: Damn, they had a Juantonomoe ass editor.
Juantonomoe by juansmod December 2, 2020

Juantanimo 

What happens when a Mexican man gets raped with a broomstick by a member of the U.S. Army.
Meixcan1:"Hey Mang, you seen Jorge today?"
Mexican2:"Oh hey mang, he's in the hospital. didn't you hear he got Juantanimo'd last night"
Juantanimo by Devils Helper June 23, 2008
More from Urban Dictionary
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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