Juampa

A very very Mexican Arriba loving son of El Chapo Constantly shoves burritos down his throat then shoves more to keep the other burritos company then those burritos make more burritos then you have a lot of burritos humping in your stomach

My friend is a huge juampa

by Fifty yeets August 16, 2019

jampaloon

(noun) When you go on a road trip with nothing but a puppet but you force feed him real food.

Steve's on a jampaloon and he'll be back on thursday.

by Seigen sareta October 7, 2014

jumpahoe

Anyone that likes to jump somebody in a fight as opposed to fighting 1 on 1 or at least tag teaming. Pretty self explanatory

Person 1: Megan is such a wack bitch, always jumping in people's fights

Person 2: Not surprised, jumpahoes will be jumpahoes

by TJ August 10, 2015

Juanpa

A Juanpa/Juampa can be the best friend you ever had, he is very funny and will do anything to make you smile. He is very musical and can play any instrument, and he will dance all day long. he is probably one of the most exotic creatures you will ever find and once you get to know him you wont want to let him go. Ladies watch out because he doesn't try but you will be sucked in by this little Latino creature with his charming good looks and intriguing spiritual side then once you get inside his bubble you wont want to leave, if you want to keep a Juanpa to yourself you have to be equally as exotic and 100% loyal and you and Juanpa will have a lot of fun together

I met a Juanpa last week and i cant stop thinking about him.

by Goaldie February 17, 2013

Splatasha Jumpanoff

When Nat goes Splat.

Ima sue Marvel, brb

Gonna go pull a Splatasha Jumpanoff

by Shuri.is.Marvel March 9, 2022

juanparty12

It's when scam Turkish and Indian companies get into the penis massages and bollywood xxx actors

Guy 1: dude look up Juanparty12 on google

Guy2: ok...

Guy 1: read the 2nd and third results

Guy 2: dude wtf... what decisions in life brought you to the discovery of this shit

by Sad anus December 25, 2019

Jampaloon

A road trip where you only bring a puppet and force feed it real food

Man: After my first Jampaloon, I can't stop having feelings about puppets

by TheWayfayer January 11, 2020