jampaloon

(noun) When you go on a road trip with nothing but a puppet but you force feed him real food.

Steve's on a jampaloon and he'll be back on thursday.

by Seigen sareta October 7, 2014

Jampaloon

A road trip where you only bring a puppet and force feed it real food

Man: After my first Jampaloon, I can't stop having feelings about puppets

by TheWayfayer January 11, 2020

jagaloon

replacement for stupid, idiot, moron or any other offensive term

maybe you should stop going out with people you find on farmers mingle, you jagaloon

by speck19 July 1, 2015

tampaloonies

The TikToker Keegan Kevesdy using the word “tampaloonies” instead of the word “tampons” to make his videos appropriate for his audience.

“The girls were going off in the comments about the sixth level of tampaloonies.” -Keegan Kevesdy

by fortay loopy April 17, 2022

jackaloon

a publicly acceptable way of calling someone a jackass. someone who recently has done something stupid and deserves to be called a jackass, but there are people around that wouldn't appreciate that and so you simply call them a jackaloon.

"Dude what's wrong with your toaster?" "You have to plug it in first you jackaloon."

by inandaroundyourmouth February 3, 2010

Jagaloon

A person who acts like a complete jackass all the time despite their perceived age and wisdom, particularly whilst consuming alcohol.

Man that guy, Jake is a real Jagaloon all he does is get drunk and fuck with people.

by Bacokaj broos February 8, 2018

Jagaloon

Any one adult person who engages in acts of a mentally retarded child. Someone who clearly demonstrates a lack of commitment to maturity and the responsibilities that come with it.

Dr. Doback in Step Brothers to his 40 year old son living at home who cant get a job or act like an adult:

"You Jagaloons! You're FAILURES!!"

by mahatma ice August 4, 2009