Jozzie

Jozzie is a person who just makes your day no matter what, and can change your attitude in a second to be positive. She is a lil gay but not a homo. Jozzie may be picky, about food and guys, but is really good at making moves. She is extremely cute and anything she does is somehow cute. Jozzie has the COOCH and also wants COOCH, and is constantly striving to obtain the COOCH. Jozzie is the best kind of person to lay in bed and watch netflix with. Often times and E-girl, and likes the grunge era, but still likes new stuff. Jozzie is extremely a meme lord and especially for animals and the N-word. She is a 2000/10

Hey man, me and jozzie have finally exchanged the cooch.

by Cassiusdog April 23, 2019

Jozzie

A sexy human that attracts the sex to him, causing gyalm to have an orgy. Jozzie is the trickster

Jozzie the handsome human

by Michael range November 23, 2021

jozzi

a nerd

Person 1: *adjusts glasses* I'm a discord mod.
Person 2: Bro you're acting like such a jozzi.

by m2345m April 13, 2021

juzzied

when you are relying on someone to do something for you and they act like they have no idea what you are talking about and give a dumb answer. Particular used when dealing with people who fix things, IT car repairers etc.

1. Q: "hey mate, my latptop isn't working can you tell me whats wrong?" A: "dude, seriously? your guess is as good as mine."

2. Guy#1 "so i rang the mechanic to see how the service on my car was going, he asked me if I had dropped it in and where is my car!"
Guy#2 " dude you have just been juzzied!"

by juzzified August 5, 2012

Jezzie

A uckers, named after Jezebel from the bible that was forbidden from entering heaven.

Becky is a jezzie mums.

by 4doorwhipnslide October 30, 2019

jozzing

To photobomb a subject while making a jizz face.

1) Dude, you totally jozzed in this photo. Looks like straight from porn!
2) IKR, I just love jozzing.

by PHrag March 10, 2014

Jizzie Rascal

used to descripe the act of jizzing in a random tent (usually at festivals) then fleeing the scene

guy1: "i was trying to sleep last night when some guy poked his penis through my tent door and jizzed, before i could react hed gone"
guy2: "oh looks like uve bin jizzie rascaled mate, unlucky"

by Clamii October 18, 2008